CIA CONFIRMS HACKERS CAUSED MASSIVE POWER OUTAGE IN THE MATRIX
The SANS Internet Storm Center has raised its threat level to "Orange" after
the CIA notified them that hackers were behind a massive power outage in The
Matrix. Reading from a prepared statement, Alan Paller, CIA's top liaison
at SANS, quoted CIA senior analyst Tom "Smith" Donahue, the world's leading
authority on power outages, as saying "we have information, from multiple
regions outside The Matrix, of cyber intrusions into Matrix utilities,
followed by extortion demands. We suspect, but cannot confirm, that some of
these attackers had the benefit of inside knowledge. We have information
that cyberattacks have been used to disrupt power equipment in several
regions of The Matrix. The disruptions caused a power outage affecting
twenty-seven square blocks within The Matrix. We do not know who executed
these attacks or why, but all involved intrusions through the Internet."
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